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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 05:00:15 PM »
Originally posted by Holden Pike, 07-19-2001 10:18 PM


P.S. - how 'endless' and how 'pointless' do you want this thread to get? 'Cause I gots a lots more nonsense where that a came from!

And that's not a threat, it's a fact.
*where is Butch Haynes when I need him? Probably lyin' around some damn field.


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"You've got a rendezvous with my @ss, mutherfu*ker."



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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:58:25 PM »
Originally posted by Holden Pike, 07-19-2001 09:56 PM  


Could they pipe in some music, like to make it a one-person Disco?

And if there's gonna be some tunes, send in a janitor to clean up this mess. And bring me a Tic Tac and some Lysol or something, 'cause it is stank-in'. Theoretically, of course.

THANKS!

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
"The New York Times" effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah-ah-ah-ah, Stayin' Alive!


- The Bee Gees


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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:56:14 PM »
Originally posted by George Kaplan, 07-19-2001 09:53 PM      


I once took a dump on the salad bar at a Denny's. But it took someone half an hour to realize it wasn't a topping.

Hey, how do you get inside the ball, and wouldn't there be some kind of seam or hinge somewhere? Maybe they could just build it around you as you sleep?


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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:55:07 PM »
Originally posted by Not-so Rowdy Yates, 07-19-2001 09:48 PM


I know you can take a dump inside an elevator, and that's certainly a point to concentarte on. It also becomes an immediate point of conversation with whoever happens to be riding in there with you.
And that's not theoretical: it's a fact!


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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:53:34 PM »
Originally posted by Holden Pike, 07-19-2001 09:45 PM      


Couldn't you take a dump inside the ball, giving your eye a point to concentrate on.
Thoeretically I mean.


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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:52:26 PM »
Originally posted by baggieb, 07-19-2001 09:30 PM      


The sphere....
How would you breathe? For how long?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:51:06 PM »
Originally posted by NothingButChaps, 07-18-2001 10:09 PM      


baggieb, i have no idea. i'm just making stuff up as i go along. but i'd that the sphere would have to be big enough for you to sit inside.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:43:29 PM »
Originally posted by baggieb,  07-18-2001 07:02 PM      

Hey, NBC, would it then take only one photon of light to burn your eyeballs? And how long would it take...I know it depends on how large the sphere is!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:42:17 PM »
Originally posted by Matt, 07-18-2001 06:51 PM      


Nothing wrong with worshipping a woman for a few hours a week.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:40:52 PM »
Originally posted by KC, 07-18-2001 06:14 PM      


Sam Blow Snake has sure got my number, Matt ...

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:39:40 PM »
Originally posted by Matt, 07-18-2001 04:24 PM



Some more Native American words of wisdom...


Quote
Love songs are dangerous.
If a man gets to singing them, we
send for a medicine man
to treat him and make him stop.
---- Anonymous, Papago


Quote
When you get married, do not make an idol of the woman you marry; do not worship her. If you worship a woman, she will insist upon greater and greater worship as time goes on.
---- Sam Blow Snake, Winnebago



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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:37:56 PM »
Originally posted by NothingButChaps, 07-18-2001 03:14 PM      


to see yourself inside of a mirrored sphere, would you not have to have some sort of light? and if you did, it would reflect all over and magnify, i think. therefore i doubt you would see anything at all. your eyeballs would have burned to a crisp and your flesh would begin to bubble and smoke. so i doubt you would care what it would look like inside this particular death trap.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:36:51 PM »
Originally posted by theKid, 07-18-2001 05:46 AM      


the woodchuck answer, it's 7, not 6

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"DAMN you senator you said these men would be decently treated."

They were decently treated. They were decently fed, and they were decently shot.
The Kid

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:35:42 PM »
Originally posted by bdc28, 07-18-2001 05:32 AM  


NBC, no I havent really wondered that, I have been thinking out the great mysteries of the world.

*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ANSWER: 6...I can prove this on a abbacus.

*If a tree fell and no one was there to hear it, would it make a sound? ANSWER: Yes, if the tree has a very vocal personality to begin with, it will probably wail a little.

*How did the band TEARS FOR FEARS get international acclaim back in the eighties? ANSWER: Cocaine people, LOTS of cocaine used in this country.

*Same question, regarding David Hasselhoff? Hmm, still working on that one. He and Cisqo are kinda puzzling great minds.

*Ultimate Irony: Jim Fixx dies of a heart attack while running, and Keith Richards, who shoots heroin into his eyeball, is still alive. The war on drugs just doesnt seem to make sense.

*John Lennon was murdered, but Barry Manilow CONTINUES to make albums. If youre going to kill, please...have some taste. "Get in the car, I know where WHAM! and Kenny Rogers lives!"

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"Has anyone ever told you that you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM??!",-Jim Carrey as THE RIDDLER.



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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:34:22 PM »
Originally posted by baggieb, 07-17-2001 04:15 PM



Hey, NothingButChaps, The view inside that shpere would be a distorted relection of yourself, and would be the same where-ever you looked.

So how would you know if you were changing where you were looking?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:32:44 PM »
Originally posted by Daisy, 07-17-2001 04:13 PM      


The Life and Times of Judge Roy Duvet

Duvet: Dawn of the Dead

Duvet Flesh Eaters

Around the World in Eighty Duvets

Planet of the Duvets

Dirty Duvet

Sudden Duvet

Duvet Force

The Duvet Pool

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Duvet

Jules et Duvet

The French Lieutenant's Duvet

Duvet Impossible 2


Duvet

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:23:49 PM »
Originally posted by Not-so-Rowdy-Yates,  07-17-2001 12:02 PM      


"It's only a flesh wound."

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:22:35 PM »
Originally posted by George Kaplan,  07-17-2001 11:57 AM





"Do you feel like laughing when I say the name...Biggus Dickus?"

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:19:21 PM »
Originally posted by Holden Pike, 07-17-2001 11:33 AM


Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whitsle,
That's the thing

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your Sin,
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of sh!t
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
It's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just rememeber that the last laugh is on you

- Eric Idle, "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)


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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: THE ENDLESS, POINTLESS thread
« on: December 04, 2002, 04:17:40 PM »
Originally posted by NothingButChaps,  07-17-2001 11:13 AM  



this thread is making very little sense.
must...not...let...thread...end...

must...share...nonsensical musings...

ever wonder what it would look like inside of a seamless mirrored sphere?


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