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[Christopher]

Man, the Taylor Swift photo just ain't right!

(Is that a legit photo of her, because she would have only been, like, five at the time)

[Matt]

Man, the Taylor Swift photo just ain't right!

(Is that a legit photo of her, because she would have only been, like, five at the time)

What's the matter? Is she already too old for you? I found one from 1993 too... (it's even a video).

But, apparently it was her. It was from Seventeen magazine, but seems to be offline now. The photo caption read:

Taylor Swift—1994 back when she was just a regular elementary schooler in rural Pennsylvania. Even though she looks like a regular kid, Taylor was already writing songs and singing at local festivals.

[The Schofield Kid]

What? No Hilary Duff memorabilia? 

[Matt]

What? No Hilary Duff memorabilia? 

Hillary got too old for Christopher.   

[Matt]

Hilary saw this thread (she still semi-stalks Christopher).

She sent me a jpeg of this poster, which she said she tried sending a few times to Christopher, but it kept coming back "Return To Sender". 

I told her to send it to me! I'd add it to the Starter Pack as a Bonus to the first buyer!

[Matt]

Doesn't anyone want this starter pack? I can't buy this one... thanks to looking for stuff to harass Christopher with on the board, my ISP is filled with search terms like "pretty young blonde girls" "hilary duff" "Taylor Swift as a young girl", and other things that could get me locked up if I got in trouble with the FBI. So, having this starter pack in the house would definitely be dangerous for me.

Anyone else who wants this?

And Christopher, since you've been Startered, you can always do your own pack for someone!

[Matt]

Eh hem..... anyone? I have another starter pack I want to build.

[The Schofield Kid]

Eh hem..... anyone? I have another starter pack I want to build.

I'll take it. Surely I can get my money back through ebay or gumtree?

[Matt]

Great! You get the Hilary Duff poster too! 

Next up.......

THE JED COOPER STARTER PACK!


You'll get the contents of Jed's room # 9 of his 27 room Elvis collection:



Half of a grilled cheese sandwich:



An album from his dad's record collection:



And all the Clint Eastwood movies that he didn't like the first time, but liked on repeated viewings (I think that's all of them except maybe Dirty Harry and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)?



This amazing Jed Cooper Starter Pack can be yours for only........ $2,296.94!

(Don't worry Brian, now that you've been startered, you can always get me back, or post anyone else's.)

[Jed Cooper]

Great! You get the Hilary Duff poster too! 

Next up.......

THE JED COOPER STARTER PACK!


You'll get the contents of Jed's room # 9 of his 27 room Elvis collection:



Half of a grilled cheese sandwich:



An album from his dad's record collection:



And all the Clint Eastwood movies that he didn't like the first time, but liked on repeated viewings (I think that's all of them except maybe Dirty Harry and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)?



This amazing Jed Cooper Starter Pack can be yours for only........ $2,296.94!

(Don't worry Brian, now that you've been startered, you can always get me back, or post anyone else's.)

# 9 of his 27 room Elvis collection

 

I have to tell ya, I got a great kick out of this when I saw it Friday.  When I first came across it, I didn't know what to expect but a smile grew upon my face the more I read and saw.  I have to thank you for this, it gave me a good chuckle. 

I'm sorry I didn't reply sooner.  It was Friday morning when I read it and soon after the work day kept me occupied until quitting time. 

I would love to do the same but honestly not sure I could pull it off as effectively.  I'd be open to some pointers, though.

Wow, really, thanks again, this made my day Friday and again today revisiting it!   

[Matt]

I'm glad it could be taken in the light-hearted way it was meant. We have to be able to laugh at ourselves and each other. Which is why I reminded everyone.... you can always get me back if anyone thinks I'm being unkind.

(The #9 of the 27 room collection was because no matter how hard I looked, I couldnt' find an Elvis collection BIG enough to be YOUR collection. I finally had to settle for this one, and explain it was just a small part of the total amount of Elvis collectibles in your home!)