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« Reply #3880 on: March 02, 2009, 10:12:31 AM »

Don't know which topic post this so I chose this one.

Last thursday I twisted my feet badly and fell on the floor in the middle of the street (duh). It didn't break but as my ankle was very swollen, the doctor thought better put my leg in a plaster cast. I have to stay with this thing until saturday and it's heavy, I have to stay quiet at home, can't use the computer for too long, can't take a shower properly, it's hard finding a comfortable position to sleep...it has been so fun >:(
You also can see I have scratches on my elbow :'(



As everybody who sees me start laughing (don't know why), feel free to use this in the picture caption thread and make fun, I deserve it. I'm so stupid >:(
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« Reply #3881 on: March 02, 2009, 10:40:16 AM »

I wont laugh at you, at least I will try not to.   ;D   ;)

I do feel sorry for you, it looks very sore.  I do hope you are better soon.  :)
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« Reply #3882 on: March 02, 2009, 02:31:04 PM »

 :)  Oh , my.............Aline !!!! ;D ;D............................ :-[        I am very sorry and hope you feel better soon .   :D



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« Reply #3883 on: March 02, 2009, 06:59:09 PM »

Just keep repeating to yourself, "My leg doesn't itch. My leg doesn't itch..." >:D

Seriously, I hope you heal quickly! O0
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« Reply #3884 on: March 02, 2009, 07:22:41 PM »

Poor Aline! :o

Feel better soon! :)
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« Reply #3885 on: March 03, 2009, 06:14:22 AM »

 ;D Thank you, guys.

CvW, actually it doesn't itch because they put a protection barrier against itching, but it's heavy and it's hard to find a comfortable position.

I'm looking forward to take it off and hopefully it will be friday.

Anyway, it has been kind of "fun" see how people reacts differently when look at me...some of them seem are going to cry, others just start laughing  :D
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« Reply #3886 on: March 03, 2009, 07:41:27 AM »

Happy SQUARE ROOT DAY, everyone!  :D
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« Reply #3887 on: March 03, 2009, 09:19:41 AM »

Happy SQUARE ROOT DAY, everyone!  :D

I wonder if anyone has thought about selling cards for Square Root day, they have them for just about every other 'day'      ;D ;D ;D


So here is a card for all those square root folk out there.

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« Reply #3888 on: March 05, 2009, 07:49:57 AM »

A girl friend sent me this.

I was married in the past five years, didn't work out so no, I'm not looking for a husband

Don't know where she found this, sorry if someone have seen it already.


                                              "Husbands on Sale"

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
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The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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« Reply #3889 on: March 05, 2009, 08:00:33 AM »

;D Sounds familiar.
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« Reply #3890 on: March 05, 2009, 10:21:44 AM »

Since we`re telling jokes,I just read a good one from a latest Empire-magazine.Told by Steve Coogan.Anyway it goes like this:

"Two blokes come out of a pub.One of them throws up on himself,turns to his friend and says,"My wife said that if I come home like this again,she`ll throw me out."His friend puts 20 pounds in his pocket and says,"Tell her someone else threw up on you and that they`ve given you the 20 quid to get it dry-cleaned."So he gets home,his wife threatens to leave and he explains to her what happened.He shows her the money in his pocket and his wife goes,"What`s this?There`s 40 quid here."And he says."Oh yeah,he shat in my pants too..." "

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« Reply #3891 on: March 06, 2009, 07:57:12 AM »



Awesome, don't you think?  ;D
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« Reply #3892 on: March 09, 2009, 08:48:09 AM »

           "  Roo jumps in on family "   :o
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090309/twl-roo-jumps-in-on-family-41f21e0.html

   
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« Reply #3893 on: March 09, 2009, 02:18:42 PM »

           "  Roo jumps in on family "   :o
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090309/twl-roo-jumps-in-on-family-41f21e0.html

   

lol

it reminds me a tv show where some guy got attacked by one, it wasnt pretty.

dangerous the kangaroo's are... lol



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« Reply #3894 on: March 20, 2009, 02:27:33 PM »


This is one heck of a mobile phone!

Samsung U900
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« Reply #3895 on: March 20, 2009, 06:49:17 PM »

This is one heck of a mobile phone!

Samsung U900

Too right CvW  :D
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« Reply #3896 on: March 24, 2009, 10:46:13 PM »

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« Reply #3897 on: March 24, 2009, 10:54:37 PM »

^ :o :o :o
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« Reply #3898 on: March 25, 2009, 03:20:57 AM »

Wow the nearest thing to being a bird man has ever reached.  :D
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« Reply #3899 on: April 03, 2009, 09:13:05 PM »

This doesn't happen often in my city (in fact only two "high profile" films have had scenes shot here) but a TV-Movie/Pilot for ABC is having some scenes shot in a park downtown. It's been all Americanized!  American flags, a ferris wheel, carnival games etc... :o Dean Winters, Amy Acker, Frances Conroy and M.C. Gainey are the lead actors. I saw Dean Winters, who I know from "OZ", "Rescue Me" and "30 Rock" sitting on a bench Thursday night. He was chatting with some other actors and then later he was just walking around chatting on his cell phone. Rain today forced them to delay the last day of shooting and I guess they scrambled to build a set in a random building downtown and hauled in pieces from Toronto to pick up a day of shooting. It's been the talk-of-the-town the past week.

Those other two movies I mentioned are The Skulls and A Christmas Story.
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