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« Reply #1260 on: October 07, 2004, 06:41:53 AM »

The bear went over the mountain and what do you think he saw ?


Another bear coming up the other side of the mountain? ;D
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« Reply #1261 on: October 07, 2004, 07:12:03 AM »

depends whether he's grizzly or not

grizzlies always see somethin different on the otherside on the mountain
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« Reply #1262 on: October 08, 2004, 07:26:48 AM »

No No No - it is a song !  The bear saw the other side of the mountain !! Ha Ha

A younger sister of mine was obsessed with that song and it is forever imprinted on my brain.  It would be 35 years since that particular sister drove our Family around the bend by singing it constantly for days !!!

Now I guess those with children here in Australia here The Wiggles jingles all day and half the night !!!

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« Reply #1263 on: October 08, 2004, 08:27:36 AM »

don't tell me she sang the vegemite song as well

we're happy little vegemites as happy as can be .....

singalong then
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« Reply #1264 on: October 11, 2004, 06:29:50 AM »

Vik,

No, no, no, nooooooooooooo - not the vegemite song !  Although I must admit I do have that firmly imprinted on my brain.  And every morning when I have vege on my toast it has (the song that is) to pop into my head and bounce around in all the space between my ears for a minute or so !!!

How about Mickey Mouse Club !!  And the way it was sung at the end of: Full Metal Jacket.  This topic has been briefly touched on before but the Endless, Pointless Thread seems to be lagging of late.  It needs a good old kick along.

I did see the Master Moonshiner of the Jack Daniels Whisky Factory on TV this  morning. He is the Sixth only !!!  Jack being No: 1.  And the factory is in a Dry County (Linchenburg, I think) - amazing.  And The Master Moonshiner said it was all to do with the Tennesee water.  Very interesting it was.

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« Reply #1265 on: October 11, 2004, 06:40:23 AM »

don't tell me she sang the vegemite song as well

we're happy little vegemites as happy as can be .....

singalong then

we all enjoy our vegemite, for breakfast, lunch and tea...

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« Reply #1266 on: October 12, 2004, 01:34:16 AM »

Now this is a tale of castaways,

And the next line is ?

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« Reply #1267 on: October 12, 2004, 01:48:45 AM »

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

ok  ;D
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« Reply #1268 on: October 12, 2004, 05:35:30 AM »

Vik,

Smarty Pants !!!  I plead old age and senility !!

LOL - Ha Ha Ha !!!

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« Reply #1269 on: October 12, 2004, 08:54:47 PM »

no phone! no lights! no motorcar! not a single luxury. like robinson crusoe,they're primitive as can be. So join us here each week my friend, you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways, here on giligan's isle!
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« Reply #1270 on: October 13, 2004, 01:14:25 AM »

heh wombat

granny 1 -  crocodile nil


don't remember that happening on gilligan's island
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« Reply #1271 on: October 13, 2004, 01:37:51 AM »

This 'Endless, Pointless thread' is like the junkmail spammer of clinteastwood.org :o

why, oh why ??? did I ever tick that Check this if you wish to be notified of replies to this topic box ;).

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« Reply #1272 on: October 13, 2004, 02:08:21 AM »

wkc - the sherlock holmes of clinteastwood.org  ;)
elementary my dear clint followers


Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you tit. Some bastard has stolen our tent."


and another

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson were on safari, trekking through the jungle when Watson noted, scrutinized and classified a here-to-fore unrecorded phenomenon: a large, warm, moist pile of ... something. A few yards down the elephant trail, Watson encountered another of these new finds. Then another. Then another.
"I say, Holmes, what do you make of these?" Watson inquired.

And the sleuth replied, "Alimentary, my Dear Watson, alimentary."

When they got back to London, Watson and Holmes made their way back to Baker Street. Standing outside number 221B, Holmes asked Watson if he had noticed if anything had changed while they had been away. Watson stared at the building for a long, long time before exclaiming.

"Good Lord, Holmes! Mrs Hudson's had the house repainted."

"Exactly, Watson. And what do you deduce from this redecoration?"

Another five minutes passed whilst Watson pondered the freshly painted building.

"Holmes, why on earth has she painted all of the windows red, but painted the door bright yellow?"

"Lemon entry, my dear Watson."

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« Reply #1273 on: October 13, 2004, 06:17:57 AM »

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You are also a Smarty Pants and welcome to the Endless, Pointless Thread !!!

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« Reply #1274 on: October 13, 2004, 06:20:55 AM »

Vik,

"LEMON ENTRY" - I mean really !  Good Heavens !  An abomination !

However, I did like the tent one - had me sucked in until the punch line. But then again that is not all that surprising as I have trouble figuring out Mrs Marple Murders !!!

LOL !!

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« Reply #1275 on: October 14, 2004, 05:43:19 AM »

Vik,

Yes, The Granny (60 + YO) did an amazing thing.  The croc was 4.2 m long !!!

However, today's papers have been criticising the people for camping where they did.  One headline: Stupid crocs harm even stupider humans.  One paper interviews four people on the street daily and asks them a question about a current event (all are asked the same question).  Today's was whether the croc should have been shot or not.  All four said NO !!!  The people shouldn't have been camping where they were.

I am inclined to agree.  If you camp on a beach next to an area where fish heads and crab pots are emptied and you camp on the beach not far from the water AND YOU KNOW THE AREA IS FULL OF CROCS (SIGNS EVERYWHERE) !!  I mean - HELLO !  You are asking to be interruppted during the night by an partly evolved dinosaur - are you not ?

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« Reply #1276 on: October 14, 2004, 05:56:12 AM »

miss marple strikes again

granny vs croc the real story

yeh happen to agree with ya wombat

i would have left granny and the croc to fight it out - bullets just weren't called for  ;D

come on clean fair fight - thats the queensbury rules
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« Reply #1277 on: October 15, 2004, 02:58:26 AM »

Vik,

Dern Tootin'  !!!  All is fair in love and war.  It will be forever known in the north of Queensland as:

THE GRANNY WAR !!!!

Miss Marple, eh ?  My mistake - apologies to Miss Marple.

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« Reply #1278 on: October 15, 2004, 03:56:08 AM »

perhaps ace ventura croc detective is better wombat

problem is the croc is dead - otherwise they might have found digested granny in the croc

or worse digested croc in the granny ;D could have coughed up a couple of handbags and a few shoes
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« Reply #1279 on: October 16, 2004, 03:56:55 AM »

Vik,

I need your help here and perhaps They could recall this one also:

"Let me tell you a story about a man name Jed, Poor mountainer but he kept his Family fed, then one day he was shooting for some food, and up through the ground came a bubbling crude ! Oil that is Texas Tea, Black Gold.

Well the first thing you know Old Jed's a millionaire.  And the Kin Folk said get on outa here.  California is the place you oughta be so he packed up his truck and moved to Beverley, Hills that is swimming pools and movie stars THE BEVERLEY HILLBILLIES !"

How is that ?  Off the top of my head !  Pretty close, eh ?

I was/am a big fan of Jed and his Family: Granny, Ellie-May and Jethro.  Mr Drysdale was a card and his Secretary Miss Miss Miss ???????? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.  Can't recall her name at this moment in time.

Anyone care to fill in the gaps ?

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