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« on: January 30, 2006, 10:14:48 PM »

And the nominees are...

    WORST PICTURE
    • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    • Dirty Love
    • Dukes of Hazzard
    • House of Wax
    • Son of the Mask

      WORST ACTOR
    • Tom Cruise, War of the Worlds
    • Will Ferrell, Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming
    • Jamie Kennedy, Son of the Mask
    • The Rock, Doom
    • Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

      WORST ACTRESS
    • Jessica Alba, Fantastic Four and Into the Blue
    • Hilary Duff, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man
    • Jennifer Lopez, Monster in Law
    • Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love
    • Tara Reid, Alone in the Dark

      WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
    • Hayden Christensen, Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!
    • Alan Cumming, Son of the Mask
    • Bob Hoskins, Son of the Mask
    • Eugene Levy, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man
    • Burt Reynolds, The Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard

      WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
    • Carmen Electra, Dirty Love
    • Paris Hilton, House of Wax
    • Katie Holmes, Batman Begins
    • Ashlee Simpson, Undiscovered
    • Jessica Simpson, The Dukes of Hazzard

      WORST DIRECTOR
    • John Asher, Dirty Love
    • Ewe Boll, Alone in the Dark
    • Jay Chandrasekhar, The Dukes of Hazzard
    • Nora Ephron, Bewitched
    • Lawrence Gutterman, Son of the Mask

      WORST SCREENPLAY
    • Bewitched
      Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay
    • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
      Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward
    • Dirty Love
      Jenny McCarthy
    • The Dukes of Hazzard
      John O'Brien
    • Son of the Mask
      Lance Khazei

      WORST RE-MAKE OR SEQUEL
    • Bewitched
    • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    • Dukes of Hazzard
    • House of Wax
    • Son of the Mask

      WORST SCREEN COUPLE
    • Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman, Bewitched
    • Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him, Son of the Mask
    • Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her, Dirty Love
    • Rob Schneider & His Diapers, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    • Jessica Simpson & Her "Daisy Dukes", The Dukes of Hazzard

      MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGETS
    • Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
    • Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & "Tom’s Baby"
    • Paris Hilton and…WhoEVER!
    • Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
    • The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

    Mmmmmmmm. Craptacular.

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    « Reply #1 on: January 31, 2006, 03:35:05 AM »

    WORST PICTURE
    # Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

    WORST ACTOR
    # Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

    WORST ACTRESS
    # Hilary Duff, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
    # Alan Cumming, Son of the Mask

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
    # Paris Hilton, House of Wax

    WORST DIRECTOR
    # Jay Chandrasekhar, The Dukes of Hazzard
    # Nora Ephron, Bewitched
    tie.

    WORST SCREENPLAY
    # The Dukes of Hazzard
    John O'Brien

    WORST RE-MAKE OR SEQUEL
    # Bewitched

    WORST SCREEN COUPLE
    # Rob Schneider & His Diapers, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo


    MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGETS

    # Straight Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & "Tom’s Baby"
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    « Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 07:41:45 AM »

    And the "winners" were...

    WORST PICTURE
    Dirty Love

    WORST ACTOR
    Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

    WORST ACTRESS
    Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
    Hayden Christensen, Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

    WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
    Paris Hilton, House of Wax

    WORST DIRECTOR
    John Asher, Dirty Love

    WORST SCREENPLAY
    Dirty Love, Jenny McCarthy

    WORST RE-MAKE OR SEQUEL
    Son of the Mask

    WORST SCREEN COUPLE
    Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman, Bewitched

    MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGETS
    Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & "Tom’s Baby"

    So just as with the Oscars, it was the year of the Independent at the Razzie Awards too. Jenny McCarthy's sleeper sh!tfest Dirty Love wins Worst Picture, Director, Actress and Screenplay, upsetting such big Studio affairs as The Dukes of Hazzard and Deuce Bigalow 2. Glad to see Hayden Christensen get some hate. Lucas' dialogue these past two movies especially has been atrocious, but nobody was worse than Hayden in delivering it (though sadly, Natalie Portman finishes a strong second). Terrible actor, and at least those terrible films are done with now.

     
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    « Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 07:50:34 AM »

      I was hoping for a "Deuce Bigalow" sweep...I hate to see Ferrell on that list, but man he earned it.

      Man I thought Jenny Mcarthy doing anything other than playing a stupid bimbo was illegal in some states...I didn't know she actually wrote a script  ;D
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    « Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 11:12:34 AM »

    Funny, I feel no compulsion to rush out and see any of these movies.... :D  Although I'm quite disappointed that The Honeymooners wasn't honored -- I mean I didn't actually watch the movie, but I did see the trailer, and I can't recall seeing a trailer that so blatantly exposes a movie for being a complete and utter piece of trash.  (Although, the trailer for Date Movie is certainly up there!)  And Cedic the Entertainer might just be the most unfunny human on this planet, and to think he's taking on the role created by the late, great Jackie Gleason.... [insert vomit smiley at this point]

    It should have been there instead of Bewitched -- it's certainly no masterpiece, but I don't think I rolled my eyes once during the movie, and that must count for something.
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