The old Auto Taser... One of the few times I actually burst out lauging online when I saw the pic Conan posted up...

I actually bought one off Ebay and still have it stored in my parent's attic...but that wasn't one of the "borderline legal" methods I was referring to (cue sinister, echoing laugh)

What sucked was de-boobytrapping the CD players on my cars when I got rid of them. Had to wear protective gloves and work really slowly...

Yea D'amb, those photos are hilarious.

The Ebay seller I got mine from used both on the auction page and had me sold immediately. The darn thing takes a nuclear power plant worth of 9-volt batteries, but it does light up pretty good an make a shrill noise. Its good piece of mind your going away on a long trip and don't have a real-deal alarm on your car.