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Author Topic: Pikachu as Dirty Harry lol  (Read 524 times)
Tang Lung
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« on: November 15, 2018, 12:03:55 PM »

The Mayor: Pikachu... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.

Pikachu: Yeah, well, when an adult Charizard is chasing a female with intent to use Flamethrower, I zap the bastard - that's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that?

Pikachu: When a big Orange lizard is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a ignited tail and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Pokemon Center.


The Mayor: I think he's got a point.

Mayor: Pikachu, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.

Pikachu: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos surrounding a Pokemon with suspicious objects in the middle of the park in full view of 100 attendees, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

Mayor: That was a public event for the Pokemon Snap portrait festival, you moron! You killed 5 photographers! Good ones!
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