Help Design Eastwood-land Theme Park (For fun only)

[Matt]

You would definitely want a creek where kids and adults can pan for gold too!

Sure! And maybe we'd have some miner helpers with lots of hip boots for the kiddos and parents to slip on before getting in the creek.

Here's some of those Gold Fever busts we could have available in the gift shop.

   



Or, if you don't want to spend that much, how about a Gold Eastwood dog tag necklace?



And as I was looking for more, I'm a bit heartbroken, I missed this auction:

http://auction.catawiki.com/kavels/2707123-for-a-few-dollars-more-clint-eastwood-+-lee-van-cleef-a-few-dollars-more-musical-pocket-watch-ca-late-1900s

With this nice little watch.



They should definitely be made available in the Gold Fever gift store.

[Shannonsmith1993]

I was thinking last night How about a wax museum of all his characters through the decades 

[Matt]

Great idea! Let's do it in "Madison County", which will be the section particularly for photography and art.  The section would be separated by a life-size replica of Roseman Bridge that you'd walk through:



Inside,  will be the Wax Museum, and there will be opportunities to have your photo taken with the different Eastwood sculptures:

 

I'd like to have Tuco and Angel Eyes wax sculptures there too, and why not Scorpio? I'd love my photo with Scorpio.

Keep the ideas coming! This Theme Park is getting so great!

[Matt]

So if the board has any millionaire/billionaire readers with ties to Clint that might want to invest in this project, contact me. I gots ideas, lots of 'em. 

[KC]

Maybe Clint himself could get interested, if we told him there would be a golf course ...

[Matt]

I'm watching Where Eagles Dare and it occurred to me that there could be a section with a recreation of the castle (something like the Disney Castle -- it could be a park centerpiece), and one of the attractions would be an American Gladiators type course, complete with laser tag or paintball, where you have to make it to the castle without getting shot. Along the way, you could drop via zipline from a helicopter (stationary on a platform about two stories high) to the "snow" and run along, avoiding shots,  jump on a cycle and ride along more, and eventually ride on TOP of a ski-lift up to the castle, kill the remaining men and make it inside.  People would start the course in groups of 7, and see if anyone completes it in their group. Winners would get a prize.

[KC]

Or, you could designate a "double" to run the course for you, and if he completes it ... you get the prize.

[Matt]

This would be the kind of attraction you might have to schedule in advance, or pay a small premium for, otherwise, with the length of it the lines would get too long. Maybe one group of 7 every half hour for $10 per person. That's good money.

[The Man With No Aim]

So if the board has any millionaire/billionaire readers with ties to Clint that might want to invest in this project, contact me. I gots ideas, lots of 'em. 

Some of them mine.

As an inventor in my retirement, I have more than one invention idea that could turn me into a billionaire in 30 days time. I know for certainty which ideas are mine and which ideas are not mine and which are yours. When I begin to plan my Eastwood Commemorative Plaza, Matt, I will for sure remember you and your ideas.

I promise, I will remember which ideas are yours and which are mine.

Man

[Matt]

Being rich would suit me well.

And being able to go to Eastwood-Land would be pretty great too.

[higashimori]

Maybe Clint himself could get interested, if we told him there would be a golf course ...

 That is not only golf course but may be it need batting cages and fitness club! 

 Also it need the Concert Hall for all kinds of music; Western, Country, Pops, Rock and Jazz!! and maybe a little Classic!!   

 

 

[Canadian Lady]

Love this topic! great read!
If it happens, I'M IN!!

[The Man With No Aim]

Being rich would suit me well.

And being able to go to Eastwood-Land would be pretty great too.

Matt, I wasn't writing about you becoming rich. I am the inventor who could make the grade and become rich.

If I were to become able, and stay willing, to build something like "Eastwoodland" to commemorate Clint Eastwood and his contribution to our culture and civilization, there will be guns and images of guns there.

Man



 

[Matt]

I was joking. 

[The Man With No Aim]

I was joking. 

I acknowledge you as being a joker.


Man

[Matt]

If I could become rich moderating the Clint Eastwood forum, then there really is an Eastwood (I mean God).