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« on: August 08, 2003, 11:39:55 AM »

Somebody asked me this question and I thought I would post it for fun.

Who would win in a fist-fight, in the present-day, and why. ???

A: Clint Eastwood

B: Sean Connery

C: Harrison Ford

Just thought I would like to hear your responses. Feel free to choose B or C without fear of ridicule.
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2003, 09:59:53 PM »

Clint for sure!!! He's a big guy with big fist's.. come on now....just look at  Any which way but loose....
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2003, 03:48:42 PM »

Sean Connery would have a heart attack and Harrison Ford would be too worried about Clint ripping out his earring, therefore Clint would win.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2003, 07:24:50 AM »

is this a joke??? ;D
even if connery had a heart attack, and clint picked up callista flockhart to beat harrison to a pulp (aint nothing like a good piece of hickory) the outcome would have been clear...
if we are talking about moviecharacters the outcome would be more interesting.
Connery as james bond
Ford as indiana jones (han solo is not much of a fighter)
Eastwood as the stranger (or dirty harry)

how about that???

(even here i think that eastwood would win, the stranger/harry draws his mighty gun, mortally wounds james bond while dodging indy´s whip, then blows indy away, walks over to bond and forces him to swallow his vodka marini WITH GLASS. thereby choking him to death

or even better ;
who would win in a fight between the duke and eastwood (ignoring the fact that the duke is deader than disco)

I would say the duke, but then again, eastwood would have blown him away before that. ;D
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2003, 12:19:15 AM »

If we're talking about when they were in their prime, I would have to go with Clint.  Ford and Connery is a toss up, but I'd put my money on Connery.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2003, 12:25:08 AM »

Somebody asked me this question and I thought I would post it for fun.

Who would win in a fist-fight, in the present-day, and why. ???

A: Clint Eastwood

B: Sean Connery

C: Harrison Ford

Just thought I would like to hear your responses. Feel free to choose B or C without fear of ridicule.


Harrison probably.

But why not make it even and instead of Harrison, put Paul Newman in the mix?
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2003, 10:39:47 AM »

...or Charles Bronson.  :o
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2003, 07:59:32 PM »

if we are talking about moviecharacters the outcome would be more interesting.
Connery as james bond
Ford as indiana jones (han solo is not much of a fighter)
Eastwood as the stranger (or dirty harry)


Eastwood as William Munny would blow their heads off in a blink of an eye !  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2003, 08:02:52 PM »

Harrison probably.

But why not make it even and instead of Harrison, put Paul Newman in the mix?

Clint is taller and brawnier than Harrison, Paul Newman would wet his pants and run off.  ::)
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2003, 08:40:37 PM »

Wow taller. Yep that makes a huge differance in a fight.  ::)

Did you ever see Star Trek VI? Remember when Kirk was fighting that alien on Rura Penthe? That guy was way bigger then Kirk, but Kirk still defeated him.
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2003, 09:24:02 PM »

Exactly Brendan.  Tyson beat the hell out of alot of guys taller than him, at least in his prime.
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2003, 11:10:06 AM »

I seem to remember Tyson struggling against some of those taller guys like Bonecrusher, Tucker etc ....
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2003, 02:23:30 PM »

Who cares about tyson???
clint could beat him too!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2003, 02:29:21 PM »

Tyson would probably bite Clints ear off. Then Clint would pull out the Magnum.....
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2003, 02:03:10 AM »

yep.
Even though tyson only bites when he´s under pressure. But clint would easily pressure him, just standing in the ring sneering ;
Do you feel lucky? well do you? PUNK!

One clear blown off head coming up...  ;D
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