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« on: September 13, 2003, 05:22:35 PM »

I was just on the David Letterman website when I crossed this top ten list about "The Top Ten Good Things
About Marrying Clint Eastwood". Here it is.

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive1996/ls_topten_archive_19960402.shtml

I hope this link works.

I couldn't stop laughing. Enjoy!
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2003, 05:48:34 PM »

GBU,

I clicked on the link you provided but I ended in a page that says "Bet you are trying to get to your favorite cbs.com page, right?", I looked around and found the top ten list you mentioned. Here it is:

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Top Ten Good Things About Marrying Clint Eastwood

10. Those romantic Sunday afternoons spent blowing away punks

9. Satisfaction of knowing you're married to the world's squintiest guy

8. Get to say, "I don't care if you are Dirty Harry -- you track mud onto my carpets and I'll deck you"

7. If marriage doesn't work out, you can count on him for a fistful of alimony

6. Turns out, in all those movies, that wasn't a gun in his pocket

5. His charming insistence that words, "Do you feel lucky, punk?," be incorporated into wedding vows

4. If your pizza isn't there in 30 minutes, the delivery guy is a dead man

3. When he's too tired for sex, he brings in a 24-year-old stunt double

2. No deadbeat in-laws, like Tito Eastwood or Jermaine Eastwood

1. Get to "do it" under every bridge in Madison County

Pretty cool   ;D
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2003, 07:06:05 PM »

Some of those sound very familiar, like maybe I heard that list on the original show it aired on. Was there a date on that? (I'm a little too lazy to try to look it up myself)
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2003, 07:26:29 PM »

April 02, 1996  ;)

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2003, 07:35:41 PM »

Thanks.

This one really cracked me up:
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2. No deadbeat in-laws, like Tito Eastwood or Jermaine Eastwood
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2003, 09:32:31 PM »

I like this one:

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9. Satisfaction of knowing you're married to the world's squintiest guy
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