The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Quotes

[Big-matt]

I found these and thought id share them with you, i looked to see if they were posted before and didnt see them so forgive me if they were.....

Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs my friend, those that come in by the door, and those that come in by the window.

Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world my friend, those with a rope around their neck and the people that have the job of doing the cutting!"

Tuco: Blonde! You know what you are? Just a dirty Son-of-a-b*$@h(Ahee-ahee-ahhhh! Wah-wah-wah!)"

Tuco: Blondie, hey, you realize we might be risking our lives?
Blondie: Yeah, if I get killed you'll never get your hands on all that beautiful money.

Clint Eastwood as Man With No Name (Blondie): You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!"

[grandpa_chum]

that last one is my favorite quote and scene in the movie.

[woodenhead]

Tuco
Hey blondie, I'm very happy you are working with me and we're together again, I'll kill him and be right back.

Tuco
Did I tell you my brother is in charge here, like the Pope almost, he's in charge of Rome!

Tuco
Id, Idi.....        Blondie: Idiots, it's for you!

Tuco
Where, here, There's no name on it.  Blondie: There's no name here either, you see that's what Bill Carson told me, it's in the grave marked unkown right besides Arch Stanton.   Go ahead, dig.

[D'Ambrosia]

Tuco:

'I'm looking for the owner of that horse.  He's tall, he's blond, smokes a cigar and he's a pig...'

[woodenhead]

Please mister, the war has frightened me already, a bad heart.
You leave him alone. Is he suppose to know who rides every horse.
keep quiet old hen!

Tuco to Blondie:
Tie the rope tight, it has to hold the weight of a Pig!

Charles

[little mo]

your spurs  (BANG!)

that is why i think clint is an arsenal fan

[Washingtonian]

Here is one of my favorites:

You were gonna die alone?

Here is another great one:

Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life

This one is from Angel Eyes:

I think his idea was that I kill you

[Big-matt]

BLONDIE: The way I figure... there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.

[MakeItVin]

Here's a couple fav's of mine.

Tuco: 'But if you miss, you had better miss very well, because whoever shoots and leaves Tuco alive, well, he knows nothing of Tuco.....!'

Blondie: 'Your spurs....'

[mackace23]

haha love them all, I say those quotes to people all the time and they look at me "huh". Only would I find real friends like this here.  Down with general grant, hooray for general ... whats his name?  Lee...  Lee!

[mackace23]

"Every gun makes it's own tune,  perfect timing large one".  And then the morricone music comes in.....yeah...

[mackace23]

"watch out, there's two of 'em" " I want that blonde alive"


"Is that your faimly"? "nice faimly"
Lee was the best

[El Pistolero]

Bandits: HA  HA ..Hey amigo!...You know you got a face pretty enough to be worth a 1000 dollars?....

Blondie: Yea...but you dont look like the one that'll collect it......'couple steps back!!


simply awesome!

[Blondie2488]

"Yeah. But you don't look like the one who'll collect it."

"Your spurs."

"Stay quiet old hen."

"In this world there are two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns..... and those who dig."

"I've never seen so many men wasted so badly."

[Rover]

Angel Eyes:

It's good to see old friends again.

Especially when they've come from so far away and have so much to talk about.

And you do have a lot to talk about, haven't you?

[ScreamingEagle]

"All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what HAVE the Romans done for US?"