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« on: August 12, 2004, 07:36:50 PM »

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Haven't we seen enough blood for one night?
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I don't like that Americano. He's too smart to be just a hired fighter.
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2004, 07:46:28 PM »

"No.  He wasn't scared, boys. He just ain't a good carpenter."

                             -Clyde, Unforgiven
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2004, 08:07:53 PM »

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If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk.  

Tuco in GBU.
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2004, 08:10:50 PM »

Yeah, that's a great one. How about:
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2004, 12:46:55 PM »

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There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.

Tuco - GBU.
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2004, 01:13:25 PM »


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" I could have missed "

Chief Dan George.

The outlaw Josey Wales.


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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2004, 01:30:41 AM »

  Another great line from Tuco is when the big soldier starts harassing him.   It goes something like...

"If I ever get you down, your going to have a hard time getting back up again."

  Its a simple threat, but the sincerity in his voice makes it work.
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2004, 12:43:52 PM »

BLONDIE!!!... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE???? JUST ANOTHER  SON OF A (GBU theme starts) Tuco
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2004, 12:26:59 PM »

i'm sure it would be one of tuco's lines
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2004, 02:40:31 PM »

Great line Chessie, that would be my pick to
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2004, 10:48:55 PM »

"Nice Family"........  Angel Eyes GBU
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2004, 05:34:53 PM »

Good call, navy, I was thinking the same thing. It's not a funny line, but one that meant business.
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2004, 09:18:31 PM »

"I did get off.  Thanks"

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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2004, 11:12:26 AM »

I'm serious, that's really my name! Jemima Brown. My mother was hooked on being ethnic.

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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2004, 01:19:16 PM »

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BOB:
Well, that's eight for me and one for you. That comes to seven of your American dollars.
 
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2004, 02:42:58 PM »

UNFORGIVEN

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"I'll see you in hell, William Munny" - Little Bill Daggett
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« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2004, 03:14:19 PM »

every Tuco quote
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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2005, 05:58:58 PM »

Flea bitten range bums dont usually stop in Lago...lifes alittle too quick for em!!!! HPD

I dont remember the actors name that said it but that was a good line....
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2005, 05:35:51 PM »

EVERYTHING that Lone says in Outlaw Josey Wales
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