DH movies quotes

[Jed Cooper]

I thought I'd pass these on to everybody for the heck of it.  Just a handful of quotes to browse through.  Feel free to add to 'em and or post comments, thoughts, memories, etc.  



...and you do know where San Quentin is, don't ya?  A$$hole!

There's three salty looking dudes.

Hero today, gone tomorrow!

Hey ah...when the hell you gonna get a haircut?!

I'd much rather say thanks to a raise.

That's right Simple Simon, check it, see if it's stolen.

Leave my store.

Dinner.

Hey, I gotsta know...

Let my baby go?

Welcome to homicide.

Swell.

Marvelous.

That's all you got to do today, Guzman.

It's getting so you can't even go to the can in peace anymore.

Stone waste of white.

The dirtiest.

Freeze mutha!

I was talking to the dog.

Yeah, well, neither does he.

May I make a suggestion?

What the hell did you expect me to do, yell trick or treat at 'em?!

All right, I sorry.

Remember him well.

Don't concern yourself, inspector.

Lucky for them.

Serve 'em!

Uh uh, too much linguini.

What's in the bag, man?

...a lot of sugar.

Please, I scare easy.

Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.

He's hangin' out back there.

Suspect? He's more likely to be your next victim.

I couldn't convict him of spitting on the sidewalk.

We're your...bodyguards.

[Washingtonian]

Here's a seven point suppository.

[Jed Cooper]

Here's a seven point suppository.

...Captain!

[equalizer790]

 
                 `Be sure and tell `em that it`s.... in progress right???`

                                     

                   
                   

[DonnaMadison]

Get yourself another delivery boy! ~ Donna Madison

Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry - every dirty job that comes along! ~ Donna Madison

How nice, a college boy...you'll go far...that is  if you don't get yourself killed.

[cwphoto]

Now I don't want any more trouble like we had in the Filmore District, you understand? That's my policy...

You know the rest!

[cwphoto]

"Speaking of whale-$#!t, what have you turned up Briggs?"

"There's nothing wrong with a little shooting - as long as the right people get shot."

[vik]

what makes a man crazy enough to join the police force

DH. when you find out let me know

[gimpy]

I can't get enough of this one:

You gotta ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? WELL DO YA PUNK?!

and this one:

Go ahead. . . .make my day.

[cwphoto]

I can't get enough of this one:

You gotta ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? WELL DO YA PUNK?!

and this one:

Go ahead. . . .make my day.

Yeah they're certainly the popular ones - I prefer the more obscure quotes myself!

[Jed Cooper]

You have any kids, Lieutenant?

Why, no.

Lucky for them.

[stubird]

I always liked:

Well, we're not going to let you walk out of here

who's we sucka

Smith and Wesson and me!

[stubird]

Here's another one:

Well I'm all torn up about his rights!

[Americanbeauty]

In The Enforcer

McKay: I never said to use violence !
Harry: Oh and what do you want me to do ? Yell trick or treat at him ?! 


Harry: What about the punk ?
Lt Bressler: You mean the suspect ?
Harry: "Suspect" my ass !   

Harry: I'm coming down there in 5 minutes, you better have those files open, you pencil-pushing son of a b*$@h !!

 

[D'Ambrosia]

One of my personal favorites from the Dead Pool:

Warden:  “Here’s your animal.”
Harry: “Hicks?”
Hicks:  “What the f@#k do you want?”
Harry:  “Brought you some cigarettes.”
Hicks:  “And what would I have to do for you?”
Harry:  “Nothing, just stand where I tell you.”
Walking down the cell block.
Harry:  “Stay right here.”
Walking into Jennero’s Cell
Jennero:  “That’s the problem with this prison, they let anybody in here.”
Harry:  “I don’t like scum like you trying to kill me Jennero.”
Jennero:  “Sound’s like this Dead Pool thing is making you a little paranoid Callahan…Oh yeah, I heard about it.  Good news travels fast.  Big f*#king media hero.  Here today, gone tomorrow.”
Harry:  “Call off your guns, ya hear me?”
Jennero:  “I don’t know what your talking about.”
Harry:  You know the trouble with you Jennero is that you have to much time on your hands.  What you need is a job.
Jennero:  “A What?”
Harry:  “A Job.”  Grabbing Jennero by the scruff of the neck and pulling him outside the cell.  “I’m going to give you a job as being the postman, understand?  And it’s going to be your job to make sure the mail gets through.  You see that Gorilla down there?”  Looking in the direction of Hicks.  “That’s Butcher Hicks and he’s killed three men.  You know how he did it?  He tore them apart with his teeth.  They didn’t even find all the pieces.  You might say he has an unhealthy appetite.
Jennero:  “So what.”
Harry:  “So Hick’s there is my new pen pal.”  Jennero smiles  “I’m going to be sending him a letter once a week and I’m going to be telling him how I’m looking in on his sick mother and how I’m trying to get him special privileges here at the prison.  And you know what the interesting part is?  The interesting part is if anything happens to me and Hicks doesn’t get his letter he’s going to be really pissed off and he’s going to come down here and see you because you’re the mailman.  In fact he’ll probably come down here to this post office and cancel your ass like a stamp.  So you better ensure prompt courteous delivery and pray nothing happens to me.
Hicks:  “That’s it?”
Harry:  That’s it.  Oh, you see that dirt bag down there?  He says smoking can cause cancer and anyone who smokes as much as you is one dumb son of a b*$@h…”
Hicks looking at Jennero growling…

[Revolver]

those are all great quotes/lines from harry`s movies.

glad to see i am not the only one who knows these quotes off the top of  my head, my wife hates watching DH movies with me anymore  lol

thats what we like about harry he doesnt play any favorites, harry hates everyone..................

hows he feel about mexicans


ask him

LOL


personel? thats for @#!holes..

i worked personel for 9 years!

yeah


i think im gonna puuuke


You're gun is out of its
holster, Briggs


What're you gonna do with those?
  I'm going to cut your pants off.
  No, no, no, we'll pull em off.
  It'll hurt.
  $29.50- let it hurt.

you can turn your head if your embarassed

[Revolver]

Mayor:  I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district.  Understand?  That's my policy.
Harry:  Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard.  That's my policy.
Mayor:  Intent?  How did you establish that?
Harry:  Well a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
mayor: i think he has a point

[Jaffe]

A nice little moment from Magnum Force:

Sunny: What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?
Harry: (at first surprised, then smiling) Try knocking on the door?   

[Jaffe]

This scene from Dirty Harry once again showcases Harry´s talent for diplomacy:

Harry: I´m Callahan
Boy: My friends call me Alice and I will take a dare.
Harry: Well,  Alice, when was the last time you were busted?
Boy: If you´re a vice, I´ll kill myself!
Harry: Well, do it at home.

Subtle, subtle...