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« Reply #1680 on: February 02, 2011, 03:42:03 AM »

It's Toon Time! :D

Sorry Shirts! ;)



Can anyone see Shirts?  ;D

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« Reply #1681 on: February 02, 2011, 03:47:35 AM »

Shirts has been ironed out!  :D

Classic Toons. 8)

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« Reply #1682 on: February 02, 2011, 03:49:27 AM »

Shirts has been ironed out!  :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Tees, that was so funny. O0
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« Reply #1683 on: February 02, 2011, 03:50:44 AM »

Thanks, I almost didn't see her. ;)
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« Reply #1684 on: February 02, 2011, 03:58:20 AM »

Thanks, I almost didn't see her. ;)

She is not a fast runner like you and Stormy. I'm glad to hear you are ok. How did you escaped from that dinosaur? :D ;D
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« Reply #1685 on: February 02, 2011, 04:01:26 AM »

She is not a fast runner like you and Stormy. I'm glad to hear you are ok. How did you escaped from that dinosaur? :D ;D

That's a fascinating tale of heroism and intrigue. Unfortunately it's 10pm and I'm going to bed. :)
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« Reply #1686 on: February 02, 2011, 04:05:55 AM »

That's a fascinating tale of heroism and intrigue. Unfortunately it's 10pm and I'm going to bed. :)

I can't wait to read about this fascinating tale of heroism and intrigue. You almost sound like Crocodile Dundee.. ;)
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« Reply #1687 on: February 02, 2011, 04:11:52 AM »

Poor Shirts, she's not exactly ironed out but will need ironing when she escapes, as she must, from the gorilla.  :D

Well done Toons another gem.  :)
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« Reply #1688 on: February 02, 2011, 08:11:34 AM »

Can Mini Toons can be a mascot? :)



That picture is just too cute Toons! :)
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« Reply #1689 on: February 02, 2011, 08:46:57 AM »

Can Mini Toons can be a mascot? :)



Like one mule wasn't hard enough to take, now we have to stand two?! I mean three?!


;D


And also MiniToons is now a special honorary member. She may not post on the board but her pics are cool and she deserves "special" membership status. :)

She certainly does and what a cute outift she wears, Toons :)


Can anyone see Shirts?  ;D


I noticed her at the first look. The poor thing still bothers clarifying me the difference between simians and canines :(

And I forgot to take the label off my shirt after buying it.

Thank you so much for making me the brains of the gang, Toons >:(



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« Reply #1690 on: February 02, 2011, 09:53:24 AM »

Like one mule wasn't hard enough to take, now we have to stand two?! I mean three?!

Quotes, that means we now have 3M instead of 2M!!  :D
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« Reply #1691 on: February 02, 2011, 11:15:31 AM »

Quotes, that means we now have 3M instead of 2M!!  :D

Yes...or two mules and half! :D
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« Reply #1692 on: February 02, 2011, 11:57:00 AM »

Well done Toons another gem.  :)

That picture is just too cute Toons! :)

Thank you Cookie and Jules.  :)
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« Reply #1693 on: February 02, 2011, 12:02:04 PM »

Like one mule wasn't hard enough to take, now we have to stand two?! I mean three?!

 ;D ;D

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She certainly does and what a cute outift she wears, Toons

Thank You Quotes.  :)

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I noticed her at the first look. The poor thing still bothers clarifying me the difference between simians and canines

And I forgot to take the label off my shirt after buying it.

Thank you so much for making me the brains of the gang, Toons

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1694 on: February 02, 2011, 12:05:44 PM »

Quotes, that means we now have 3M instead of 2M!!  :D

 ;D ;D

Yes...or two mules and half! :D

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #1695 on: February 02, 2011, 10:57:06 PM »

I can't wait to read about this fascinating tale of heroism and intrigue. You almost sound like Crocodile Dundee.. ;)

Well it was the damnedest thing. Stormy and I are trying to out run that great beast, Stormy screaming like a little girl because he's spilling his beer. Me screaming like a little girl thinking this is it, it's the end. My life flashing before my eyes and I get this brilliant idea of doing the "Serpentine" move. I'm yelling at Stormy, "Serpentine, Serpentine!"

So here we are running through the bush in zig zag motion and this completely disorientates the great beast and he trips over his own feet and comes to a crashing halt. Smacking his head on the ground and knocking itself out cold. Just as we're looking at one another and thinking our troubles are over and we're about to crack open another couple of tinnies, we can hear Shirts screaming in the distance, still being carried away by the giant Tse Tse Fly.

Stormy says, "What do we do, finish our beer or save Shirts?" I reply, "You nut, we have plenty of beer, but there's only one Shirts, Come on."

So we are on the run again and I tell ya, we would have given Usain Bolt a run for his money over that first 100 metres, after that Stormy got a stitch in his stomach and that slowed him down, but nothing was going to stop me from saving the day. I whipped out my trusty Smiley slingshot, and started to fire off rock after rock at this giant fly. Unfortunately my aim was way off and I was spraying rocks everywhere but into the target.

Next thing, I see this aluminium glint in the corner of my eye go flying through the air. Stormy has thrown an unopened can of VB at the Fly, sconing it right between the eyes. The Fly screams out, "I'm hit!" Well I don't know if that's what it said but it certainly gave out a yelp and loosened his claws around Shirts as she tumbled towards the earth.

Quickly I pull out a picnic blanket from my golf bag. Why I have a picnic blanket in my golf bag, I have no idea, because this was no picnic. Anyway Stormy and I have this blanket spread out and we're running to get underneath Shirts before she hits the ground with a terrible thud. We're jumping to the left and then the right trying not to miss Shirts as she gently floated down into the safety of the blanket. It was lucky Shirts wasn't a wet T Shirt otherwise she would have travelled faster through the air.

As we all got up and dusted ourselves off, we all looked around and there wasn't a sign of trouble anywhere. In fact there weren't any signs at all. "How the hell do we get out of here without directions?" Stormy says.  "Easy." I reply. "Just like in the movies, all three of us walk off into the sunset."


 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #1696 on: February 03, 2011, 01:29:18 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A dramatic piece of literature set out in true comical style by the one and only multi talented, wonderful Doctor Tees. O0

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Stormy says, "What do we do, finish our beer or save Shirts?" I reply, "You nut, we have plenty of beer, but there's only one Shirts, Come on."


 ;D ;D

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Stormy has thrown an unopened can of VB at the Fly, sconing it right between the eyes. The Fly screams out, "I'm hit!" Well I don't know if that's what it said but it certainly gave out a yelp

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Quickly I pull out a picnic blanket from my golf bag. Why I have a picnic blanket in my golf bag, I have no idea, because this was no picnic.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I am falling apart with fits of laughter, I think this is just brilliant O0
Thank you so much for starting my day out In the best possible way :)

Tees, I am drawing you all wrong. I think you should look more like the quick drawing I did below. ;)



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« Reply #1697 on: February 03, 2011, 02:38:34 AM »

I think you should look more like the quick drawing I did below. ;)

That was a quick drawing? All that detail.

We'll have to call you "Quick Draw McToons" from now on.   :D
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« Reply #1698 on: February 03, 2011, 02:52:12 AM »

Was I squinting at the time with a cigar in my mouth?... I can't remember. :-\ ;D
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« Reply #1699 on: February 03, 2011, 03:27:00 AM »

Well that was an excellent comic sketch Tees and a brilliant 'poster' to go with it McToons.

There is never a dull moment here on the Aussie Thread.    How could there be with two comedians, a scriptwriter and an artist? 

Gave me a good laugh this morning.   I could just 'see' Stormy and Tees running through the bush with a tinnie in one hand and a picnic blanket in the other to save Shirts life.   Just as well too, she has had a bad time lately.



There they go just over the hill between the trees.  :)


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