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« Reply #1700 on: February 03, 2011, 06:49:47 AM »

Well it was the damnedest thing. Stormy and I are trying to out run that great beast, Stormy screaming like a little girl because he's spilling his beer. Me screaming like a little girl thinking this is it, it's the end. My life flashing before my eyes and I get this brilliant idea of doing the "Serpentine" move. I'm yelling at Stormy, "Serpentine, Serpentine!"

So here we are running through the bush in zig zag motion and this completely disorientates the great beast and he trips over his own feet and comes to a crashing halt. Smacking his head on the ground and knocking itself out cold. Just as we're looking at one another and thinking our troubles are over and we're about to crack open another couple of tinnies, we can hear Shirts screaming in the distance, still being carried away by the giant Tse Tse Fly.
Just like in The In-Laws! Sorta! ;)
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« Reply #1701 on: February 03, 2011, 07:19:29 AM »

Stormy says, "What do we do, finish our beer or save Shirts?" I reply, "You nut, we have plenty of beer, but there's only one Shirts, Come on."


:D  ;D  ;D


A dramatic piece of literature set out in true comical style by the one and only multi talented, wonderful Doctor Tees. O0

My thoughts exactly, Toons.

That was very creative and well written, Tees! O0
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« Reply #1702 on: February 03, 2011, 07:28:42 AM »

Oh, I've been reduced to tears upon reading Tees' amazing rescue story.  Tears of laughter!!  The image of Tees and Stormy walking off into the sunset with an animated T-Shirt is almost too much.

Many thanks to Stormy for his fantastic aim and Tees for carrying picnic blankets around in his golf bag.  You two are so resourceful.  ;)

Tees, you definitely excel at creative writing.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #1703 on: February 03, 2011, 07:32:44 AM »



Toons, I really like your "quick drawing".  O0
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« Reply #1704 on: February 03, 2011, 12:23:23 PM »

Toons, I really like your "quick drawing".  O0

Thanks Shirts. :)
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« Reply #1705 on: February 03, 2011, 12:28:29 PM »

We'll have to call you "Quick Draw McToons" from now on.   :D

Well that was an excellent comic sketch Tees and a brilliant 'poster' to go with it McToons.

McToons! :o ;)

When did I become Scottish? :D ;D
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« Reply #1706 on: February 03, 2011, 10:08:01 PM »

Just like in The In-Laws! Sorta! ;)

Who says films don't influence people in real life? :D

That was very creative and well written, Tees! O0

Tees, you definitely excel at creative writing.

Thank You Quotes and Shirts. It's amazing what a heatwave does to ones mind and how sillier one gets.

When did I become Scottish?

English/Scottish. It's all the same isn't it? ;)
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« Reply #1707 on: February 04, 2011, 02:42:31 AM »

McToons! :o ;)

When did I become Scottish? :D ;D

Not so much Scottish as Quick Draw McGraw!  Hence the Mc.  I guess you knew that.




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English/Scottish. It's all the same isn't it? ;)

Somehow I think you know you said the wrong thing there SK.   ;)  >:D
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« Reply #1708 on: February 04, 2011, 02:45:12 AM »

Somehow I think you know you said the wrong thing there SK.   ;)  >:D

You only have to say it once in your life to either nationality and you'll never forget the ear bashing you copped! :D
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« Reply #1709 on: February 04, 2011, 02:46:58 AM »

You only have to say it once in your life to either nationality and you'll never forget the ear bashing you copped! :D

And this is the one and only time huh!   ;)
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« Reply #1710 on: February 04, 2011, 02:52:28 AM »

Well being so far away, no matter how loud Toons screams at me, I'll be fine. :)

Besides, it's a little payback after the Stormy Toons show in the Guess Who Thread earlier today. >:D
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« Reply #1711 on: February 04, 2011, 03:27:29 AM »

Well being so far away, no matter how loud Toons screams at me, I'll be fine. :)

Besides, it's a little payback after the Stormy Toons show in the Guess Who Thread earlier today. >:D


Awwww   I thought that was really funny.     ::)       Sorry,

There is an old saying "what goes around, comes around"  :D  ;)

Actually I might hear him we are only about 100 ks apart.   :o
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« Reply #1712 on: February 04, 2011, 04:01:57 AM »

English/Scottish. It's all the same isn't it? ;)

Scotland, don't have a good cricket team. ;)
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« Reply #1713 on: February 04, 2011, 04:06:56 AM »

Well being so far away, no matter how loud Toons screams at me, I'll be fine. :)

Besides, it's a little payback after the Stormy Toons show in the Guess Who Thread earlier today. >:D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Stormy and I better get our little Michael Jeter voodoo dolls back out. >:D ;)

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« Reply #1714 on: February 04, 2011, 04:23:59 AM »

Actually I might hear him we are only about 100 ks apart.   :o

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« Reply #1715 on: February 04, 2011, 07:19:06 AM »

" CAN YOU HEAR ME CAPTAIN COOKIE? "

The shout heard 'round the world.
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« Reply #1716 on: February 04, 2011, 07:33:35 AM »

" CAN YOU HEAR ME CAPTAIN COOKIE? "

OH! YES I CAN.    ;)
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« Reply #1717 on: February 04, 2011, 08:31:21 AM »

OOOiii SHUT UP. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
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« Reply #1718 on: February 04, 2011, 08:44:36 AM »

OOOiii SHUT UP. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1719 on: February 04, 2011, 08:44:40 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



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